WARNING: This page is NOT for the mentally normal.
Okay, well, you COULD just scroll down to read everything but that would just take ages and AGES, so, being the incredibly kind and thoughtful person that I am(RIGHT?!?!?!) I shall link tyou to the various parts of my quotes page.....Movie Quotes
Book Quotes
Scarlet Pimpernel Musical Quotes
My Pimpernel Parody!
Miscellaneous Song Quotes
MORE miscellaneous Song Quotes My only television quote... K, first off, my MANY movie quotes........
"Sink me, the lady's a poet!"~ Percy,The Scarlet Pimpernel(WHAT OTHER MOVIES ARE THERE??)
"How bizarre.."~ Marguerite,The Scarlet Pimpernel
"Really, Percy, this is serious!"~ Armand, The Scarlet Pimpernel(methinks I detect a pattern here..)
"I don't know whether you're mad or..." "Desperately in love? It is all the same."~Marguerite and Percy, The Scarlet Pimpernel
Okay, okay I'll stop with the SP quotes! At least until we get to my book and musical quotes...::chuckles evilly:::

"You are living here on an Elliot Garfield grant!"~The Goodbye Girl
"I will bring home anything and anyone I please, up to and including a one-eyed episcapated kangaroo if that happens to be my kinky inclination!"~The Goodbye Girl
"I was putrid! Say it! Say it or I'll smash this priceless nine-dollar lamp!" "Alright, alright, you were putrid!" "You didn't have to be so BLUNT...."~MORE of The Goodbye Girl

"What care I for colds when there is such a man?" "You will care very much when your nose swells up"~Sense and Sensibility
"I compare(my behaviour)with what it ought to have been....I compare it with yours."~Sense and Sensibility
(Yes, in case you haven't noticed, when I start quoting a movie, "I give you my word"(more SP!) that I'm likely to quote from it two or three times!)

"It's as dull as tombs over here!"~Little Women
"Don't sulk, you look like a pigeon." "Coooo!"~Little Women

"When the last eagle flies
Over the last crumbling mountain
And the last lion roars
At the last dusty fountain
In the shadow of the forest
Though she may be old and worn
They will stare unbelieving
At the Last Unicorn"~The Last Unicorn
"Beware of rousing a rizard's....wousing a wizard's....beware of making a powerful magician angry!"~The Last Unicorn

The Book Quotes

"There has never been but One in this world who had compassion for the whole of humanity, and humanity repaid Him by nailing Him to a cross"~The Way of the Scarlet Pimpernel
"I am such a great believer in impressions, M'sieu Chauvelin..."~The Triumph of the Scarlet Pimpernel
"Seriousness is never becoming, and it is vastly unbecoming in the presence of ladies"~The Elusive Pimpernel
" Pride had given way at last, obstinacy was gone: the will was powerless. He was but a man madly, blindly, passionately in love, and as soon as her light footsteps had died away within the house, he knelt down upon the terrace steps, and in the very madness of his love he kissed one by one the places where her small foot had trodden, and the stone balustrade there, where her tiny hand had rested last."~The Scarlet Pimpernel
All those are from books written by Baroness Orczy.
Okay, NOW we shall move on to the non-SP books...yes, they do exist! I've read some!

"A fainting, missish, hysterical lady would hardly have done you any good in your current predicament!"~The Fire-Rose by Mercedes Lackey

"I am very ugly, am I not?" "You are certainly, um, very hairy..."~Beauty by Robin Mckinley(the GREATEST author)...that bit of dialogue was between Beauty and the Beast, just so you can get the humor of it. :4)

"They say we are evil, that we cannot trust or love...but I trusted, I loved. And I am perhaps the most black-hearted of all here."~Villains by Necessity by Eve Forward, another one of the BESTEST books ever.

"To die is nothing, but it is terrible not to live."~Les Miserables by Victor Hugo...the character speaking is Valjean, WHO KICKS BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I would advise you not to interfere with me at this moment."~more Valjean

My lone TV quote.... I dont' watch too much television. Here's the one thing I've seen on a television show that stuck in my mind...this is one of the BEST television shows EVER!!!

"He knows me, but he also loves me.....sometimes the one gets in the way of the other."~Babylon 5

Song Quotes Galore!!!!!
First off, I'm going to quote two entire songs by my FAVORITE band Shaded Red, a Christian rock band, because these lyrics are simply too beautiful to be quoted in part...


Don't sway, don't break
Don't fall, don't quake
don't speak, don't run
don't cry, just trust.
CHORUS: Trust your heart feel it now, feel it now.
Trust your heart reach it now, reach it now..
Don't stop dreamin when it all comes down...
Don't leave, don't shake
don't crawl, don't fake
Don't shy, don't shun
don't fear, just trust.

Found Someone

Didn't I swear I'd be there
Didn't I make you this promise to hold you tight
forever and ever...
Yet I fell apart
and my world crashed down
I was sinking fast
till I felt true love, oh yeah..
CHORUS: All night, all day, I fell your trust I feel your love, it's your love that makes it right.
All night, all day, I feel your touch I feel your love, it's your love that holds me tight.
Didn't He come to save us
didn't He come to tell us of true love
Forever and ever...
Yet He fell apart
on the cross he bore
True love he gave
So I could say, oh yeah...CHORUS

"What has been I cannot change, but tomorrow nad today, I must be a light for future generations!"~4HIM

"Would you stand with me
For the world to see
When all is on the line?
Or would you be ashamed
Of Jesus' name
if loving God was a crime?"~Big Tent Revival

"I'm not ashamed to let you know
I want this light in me to show
I'm not ashamed to speak the name
of Jesus Christ!"~Newsboys

"We are a family
Whose hearts are blazing
So let's raise our candles
And light up the sky!
Pray to the Father
in the name of Jesus
"Make us a beacon
Through the darkest times!"
Carry your candle, run to the darkness
Seek out the hopeless
the tired and worn
Hold out your candle
For all to see it
Take your candle
and go light your world!!!"~Kathy Triccoli

"Never hold back your step for a moment!
Look alive, oh your courage will grow!
Yes it's higher and higher and into the fire we go!!!!!!"~Into the Fire

"We all are caught in the middle
Of one long treacherous riddle
Of who trusts who
Maybe I'll trust you
But can you trust me?
Wait and seeeeeeee!"~The Riddle

"Can I run to you? Are you true to me?" "I"ll do unto you, as you do to me!" "And we slowly learn, someone has to burn..." "Better you then me!"~The Riddle again.

"He gives the Frenchies nothing but frustration..Sink me, he's a spoilsport!
Each and every demmed decapitation
He cuts short!"~They Seek Him There

"When I look at you
What I always see
Is the face of someone else who once belonged to me
Why do you smile his smile?
That heaven I'd forgotten eases through
In you..."~When I look at You

And my Pimpernel parody!! Based upon the song Falcon in the Dive this is entitledFalcon in the Hard Drive
Falcon in the Hard Drive
Hunt for the file!
Comb the puter!
Every floppy! Every disk!
Never let a paper be finished!
Destroy it hte moment you find it!....DAMN!
Wreck the puter
Destroy her work
Make it hurt!
And be quick about it now!
How the devil can she prevail when she's only human?
I will never let anything in this computer work again!

It wasn't made to delete and erase
It was made to type and replace.
But on my soul
I'm in control
And this computer will earn her hate!
She can make her back-up files..
But I have too many wiles
With the virus guard down it's time
to climb the cyber-sky!

and soon the essays vanish
and the keys are alive!
She can save the file often
But I won't let it survive.
All those instructions are useless
And though she cries
It freezes colder
From the falcon in the hard drive.
There was a webpage I worked weeks to make.
Surely it's still saved somewhere!"
No it is gone for ever after
Though you search from cellar to rafter!
When she types her final chapter
I'll erase it faster and faster
And when the trash can is near
I'll take over the new machine!

Erasing eveyr file
And still more!
Nothing will survive!
You can save it dozens of times
Doesn't matter how you strive.
If I wait till the term paper
Then I spring alive!
And with claws of fire
I delete like a falcon in the hard drive!
"Everything's gone! Every assignment, every story!
Where'd it go? It preys on my mind.."
you'll never find it
have to retype it all and

Yes!It's all gone!
I am evil!
I deleted it all!
This puter's meant to be good and kind
But the falcon can cry
To be evil and make software die!
Erasing eveyr file
And still more!
Nothing will survive!
You can save it dozens of times
Doesn't matter how you strive.
If I wait till the term paper And with claws of fire
I delete, I'm a falcon in the hard drive!

Terrible and twisted, I know....:4)
And courtesy of my friend Jessica, aka Escra...
"They seek him here, they seek him there, those weirdos seek him everywhere!"

And still MORE song quotes.....
"Thank you for giving to the Lord, I am a life that was changed. Thank you for giving to the Lord, I am so glad you gave!"~Ray Boltz I simply LOVE that song, perhaps because it expresses far clearer then I ever could my gratitude to people, like my youth pastor and fifth-grade teacher, who helped me come to know Christ better....

"God is in control! We believe that His children will not be forsaken! God is in control! We will choose to remember and never be shaken!"~Twila Paris

"I'm lookin' for a reason, roamin' through the night to find my place in this world, my place in this world! Not a lot to lean on, I need Your light to help me find my place in this world, my place in this world..."~Michael W. Smith
"Friends are friends forever, if the Lord's the lord of them.."~More Michael W. Smith
"Love isn't love until you give it away."~STILL more Michael W. Smith! What can I say, this guy writes great lyrics!!

"I surrender all my silent hopes and dreams, though the price to follow cost me everything...I surrender all my human soul desires, if sacrifice requires, that all my kingdoms fall, I surrender all!!"~Clay Crosse

"For I am crucified with Christ, and yet I live!"~Phillips, Craig and Dean

Okay, okay, okay, I'll STOP WITH THE QUOTES!!!!!! I just love all those sayings.......
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